I just wrote one of the greatest works of my life. It's about a comic book hero who does not exist and how the world has come to be. It is soul-ripping, hilarious, heart-shredding, raw, ribald, learned, political, tragic, loving, and a radical, radical, radical work of art. It's called "Eyejaculator." 2500 words. I can't do better than that, man. That's one for the history books if they ever let me get to them. How the hell did you even come up with that? Unreal. I even danced a bit to Planxty after. I don't do that very often.