E: I turn into a dragon every night
E: Not in a sexual way
E: Just an "I'm a cool ass dragon that will slaughter you and eat your son in your sleep" way
C: You are the perfect dragon
E: How so
C: You are really good at being whatever you want to be and you are imaginative which a dragon needs to be and fierce and rare and special. Dragon!
E: Damn right. I am a dragon