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From "Get Mad Why Don't You"

Friday 5/10/24

You said to be honest.


Honestly I don’t see what you’re so upset about.


What did you think was going to happen?


Like you would have reacted differently.


I guess I’m not getting it then.


Truth be told your daughter would be more my speed at this point.


You don’t always have to have dessert.


Just saying.


Ha. That’s rich.


You can twist my words however you want, but it doesn’t change anything.


Lots of people’s mothers didn’t love them.


Get over yourself.


We both know why you’re together.


Maybe you had it coming.


You’ll hate this, but I don’t blame her.


Fine, whatever.


I am being serious.


I would have felt the same way she did.


We’re just not in the same place.


Don’t make me laugh.


So you wanted me to lie to you?


No. I don’t think I misled you in the slightest.


You think that’s funny?


Let me play devil’s advocate for a second.


Why do you always say that same line?


Did you even read what you wrote?


You’re telling me you don’t think that’s derivative?


Sorry, I’m with your boss on this one.


Thanks, but when I want your parenting advice, I’ll ask.


You’ll be the first person to know.


Yeah, I’d prefer a phone call first. So shoot me.


I just cannot with you today.


The way your sister does it.


How much did you have to drink?


Oh, that’s right, because you never have.


I don’t think that would be the worst thing, frankly.


Whatever you need to tell yourself.


Maybe wait until you’re married before you start playing marriage counselor.


And here it comes.


Here we go.


Time for the show.


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