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Monday 1/29/24

C: Belichick won't coach again


J: At a Ravens party now


C: They're not good


C: Lamar Jackson wildly overrated


C: Say that


J: I did already


J: No one liked it


C: Such an inefficient style of play


J: It's a big deal down here


J: This game and him


J: Yes he won't coach again


C: Because meatheads think it's amazing he had a pass deflected, caught it, and scampered 9 yards


J: He should have just retired


J: Holy shit they went nuts for that one


J: Supreme athlete


C: Whereas Brady would have just completed a pass for 11


J: I just saw a 49 year old man do a beer funnel


J: And scream let's go when he finished


C: I'm glad you're branching out socially



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