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In which a son texts his mother on Halloween

Sunday 10/31/21

C: Do you agree that I should get the neck tattoo?


M: WHAT????


C: Because I'm a Zulu warrior. We were talking about this. A tightly coiled fist, remember?


C: Or else a set of stairs.


C: Alluding to both the stairs I run and my ascent.


M: NO! I am not THAT forgetful! We NEVER talked about tattoos!


C: Not tattoos. Neck tattoo. Fist or stairs.


M: Neither


C: So you're saying you're not in the yes camp?


M: I am NOT in the yes camp!