There's a first sentence for you

Monday 9/2/24

We'll come back to this later. But this is the first sentence of "Get Yourself a Horse Cock," which is for Become Your Own Superhero: Intrepid Exceptions to Modern Fiction.

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For a long time, I’d receive an email every day—and half a dozen of them over the weekend—titled, “Get Yourself a Horse Cock,” the contents of which detailed—in propulsive, prognostic “This-is-what-you-need/Here-is-what-you’ve-been-missing” prose—how taking this affordable pill would increase both the length and girth of one’s member by 179% and help them achieve the presumably desirous stallion-status touted by the email’s title that would then enable the plugging of various gaps and holes in one’s life and desires, if not one’s self and soul, which isn’t to say that the latter two weren’t implied as possibly being on the table as well, but that was a corner out of view for now because you’d need to buy the pills first in order to see (and feel) how the full presentation came together.