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"Thicker than a Snicker"

Friday 3/8/24

I think it would probably be better if so many women didn't write that they are "thicker than a Snicker" on their dating profile. It's thousands of them.


What are you doing? Do you think that's funny? Not annoying? This thing that thousands of you say? Not off-putting? For multiple reasons. This is wit to you? What a curious thing to boast about. I'll see seven of them in a row. "I'm thicker than a snicker. LOL."


I hate what the world now is. What it has gone down to. I look at this shit--and this is just one example with something like this, but believe me, everything is something like this at a place like this, and a place like this, I've learned, is a reliable cross-section of what's out there and how people are--and I think, "What the hell am I supposed to do here?" That query refers to both the dating world, and the world. What am I supposed to do with what is out there and theoretically on offer, basically all there is, in this world, in this time period? What is there for me? With what I am, what am I supposed to do?


Right after seeing seven of these row, you'll see a bunch of others in a row that read "thicker then a Snicker," because very few people now know the difference in this illiterate society between then and than. Ironically, the "then a Snicker" part sounds like a sadly accurate to-do list and/or accounting of events. And then I had a Snicker. And then I had a Snicker. And then I had a Snicker.


I end up being embarrassed for these people and the human race. Not because of their physical thickness. (Don't blame me for mentioning it--they touted it.) But that they'd talk this way. The witlessness is mortifying to me. The stuntedness. It's like something that only gets a portion through the way of a basic evolutionary process. And then that's your person.



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