Don't be an indoor scarf person. No one respects an indoor scarf person. They advertise their preference for affectation--which is more like a sad need--around their necks with something the well person knows is closer to being a handkerchief than a proper piece of clothing. These people will typically have the depth of a puddle. A puddle on flat ground, so not even a puddle formed from a portion of a surface that is concave.