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Arm wrestling

Monday 1/20/20

J: I am going to destroy you in arm wrestling like you are a nineteen-year-old girl the next time I see you.


C: Can't say "girl."


J: What?


C: Sexist. Also, sounds like you are plotting an assault. That's not me talking. That's 2020.


J: Sick.


C: Mmmm.


J: But you get what I'm saying, right?


C: Mmmhhm. That's fine.


J: Why?


C: I focus on the heart.


J: Yeah, I saw that on the blog.


C: Your arms won't help you stave off a bypass. Frankly, a blade of grass can overpower a dead man's arms.


J: What the fuck.


C: Don't go there unless you want the gift bag.



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