C: How are you?
E: I burped in Fiona's face and she hit me in the midst of the second burp and it went up my nose
E: I have video evidence
C: Sounds like another productive day
E: As it should be
C: Getting a haircut in a bit. I wanted to warn you.
C: The deed is done.
E: How dare you cut off your hair without my consent
E: You've done a malicious act. And I will not forgive you. Your princess persona is dying slowly and it hurts me.
C: I only hope we can get through this. With time.
E: Ill avoid direct eye contact with you for some time, I hope you understand
C: You must do as you see fit.
E: If I did as I see fit, somebody would be dead.
E: And that would be you
E: A tooth for a tooth
E: A hair for a life
C: Damn, bro.
C: That seems incongruous.
C: I still love you regardless.
E: I love you too