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Thursday 7/25/19

C: How are you?


E: I burped in Fiona's face and she hit me in the midst of the second burp and it went up my nose


E: I have video evidence


C: Sounds like another productive day


E: As it should be


C: Getting a haircut in a bit. I wanted to warn you.


E: NOOOOO


C: The deed is done.


E: How dare you cut off your hair without my consent


E: You've done a malicious act. And I will not forgive you. Your princess persona is dying slowly and it hurts me.


C: I only hope we can get through this. With time.


E: Ill avoid direct eye contact with you for some time, I hope you understand


C: You must do as you see fit.


E: If I did as I see fit, somebody would be dead.


E: And that would be you


E: A tooth for a tooth


E: A hair for a life


C: Damn, bro.


C: That seems incongruous.


C: I still love you regardless.


E: I love you too